Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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