I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I forget how to act sober
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