He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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