You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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