Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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