my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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