i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize