i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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