Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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