Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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