It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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