So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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