Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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