I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have tasted many bathrooms
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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