I must be too annoying 4 u.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
soo... how was my night?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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