eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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