If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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