Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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