North Korea, Best Korea!
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i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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