coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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