i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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