You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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