Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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