I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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