no, he came in my armpit
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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