we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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