i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
do nipples grow back?
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