There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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