I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
