when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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