TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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