Dual....:-)
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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