i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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