whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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