Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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