Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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