But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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