margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she smelled like a LAN party
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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