Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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