Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
its liver damage thursday
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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