You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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