i don't like sucking hair
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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