I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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