Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize