so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What did we do last night that was yellow?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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