wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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