Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You made out with two different species that night
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
