he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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