So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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