Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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