return my video game
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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