It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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