I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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