dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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