Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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