Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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